* Heading down the interstate, our car passed through a huge swarm of gnats so dense that their bodies made popping noises as they hit the windshield. " I CAN'T GET OVER HOW LOUD THEY ARE," my wife said. "Well, we are hitting them at 65 miles an hour," I pointed out. Her reply left me speechless. "I DIDN'T KNOW BUGS COULD FLY THAT FAST."
* Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!" And every day the atheist next door yelled back, "There is no Lord!" One day she prayed, "Lord, I'm hungrey. Please send me groceries." The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. "Praise the Lord," she shouted. "I told you there was no Lord," her neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush. "I bought those groceries." "Praise the Lord," the woman said. "He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them."
