100% TEXAN!

~You know you are from Texas if...........

~You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita
Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.

~A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

~You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

~You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

~You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

~You measure distance in minutes. (So true)

~Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. (I
love thoes things)

~You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

~You know cowpies are not made of beef.

~Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.

~You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your
fist.

~You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in
the same store.

~A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.

~You know everything goes better with Ranch.

~You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your
friends.

~You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.

~Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."